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A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

I may b gone 4 a min 4 an hr 4 a day 4 a mth but i'l alwys b ther 4 u. i may nt b able 2 alwys say gd evning gd night but i promise i'l nvr say GUD BYE.

Let d Most Beautiful Dream Cum 2 U Tonite, Let d Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight, But Don't Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night.

Night's ended for another day. Morning has come in a special way,may you smile like the sunny rays & leave your worries for some other day.GOOD MORNING

Sweet good morning to a sweet person who passed sweet night to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks. Always keep smilling Gud mrng

VALUE EACH PRECIOUS MOMENT. MORNING BRINGS HOPE. AFTERNOON BRINGS FAITH. EVENING BRINGS PEACE AND NIGHT BRINGS REST. WISH YOU FIND THEM ALL TODAY. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.

LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.

Night has gone And the moon Too... Sun has arrived With the sky blue... open ur beautiful eyes, there is a sms 4 u.. Gudmorning