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Santa's Wife To

Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins

A priest saw

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

Woman complaining

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

Santa: In all

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Man 2 Dr

Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""

Ladki ke T-

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Doctor,s wife

Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.

What greater thing

What greater thing is thr for two human souls tat 2feel tat they r joind..to strengthen each othr..to b at one wth eachothr in silent unspeakable memories.

Frndshp is the

Frndshp is the soil through which love's seeds grow . If u want to bring luv into a relationshp u must first bring frndshp.

Lov is wat can

Lov is wat can b felt not told... It can b given not sold.. It cums wen u least expect it ... N leaves u wen u most need it.. Ultimate truth…

Life is touch n

Life is touch n go...Some people wil be there only for sometime,somewill go away,but,people who find u special,wil always find ways to stay..

Love is tht ocean

Love is tht ocean in which even if u drown.U wont call for help, coz it's the suicide tht u hv commited to begin another beautiful life…

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