Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
Najane log khud ko kya samajhte hai,baat naa karo to takrar samajhte hai. ghar se naa niklo to bimaar samajhte hai...aur agar kisi se has ke baat karo to pyaar samajhte hai
Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart - silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always belovedfriend
Tumhari dosti, tumhari har wafa hi kafi hai, tamam umar yeh asra hi kafi hai. Jahan kahi bhi milo mil ke muskara dena, khushiyo ke liye yeh hasi hi kafi hai…
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai, tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
Zindagi kisi ki amaanat nehi hoti, amaanat me kabhi qayamat nehi hoti Humse dosti zara sambhal ke karna, hamari DOSTI ki quaid me ......... ZAMAANAT nehi hoti!!!!!!