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ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"
Life is touch n go...Some people wil be there only for sometime,somewill go away,but,people who find u special,wil always find ways to stay..
Love is tht ocean in which even if u drown.U wont call for help, coz it's the suicide tht u hv commited to begin another beautiful life…
Love : Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life, but its the way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..
Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi, Socha ke ab miss na karu, To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi!
I’m not sure what life could bring… I’m not sure if dreams come true, I’m not sure what love can do… but am very sure about one thing “ I like u a a lot”…
It"s not the presence of someone that brings meaning to life,But It"s the way that someone touches ur heart which gives u a beautiful meaning.... ""
It takes a day to crush on someone,A week to understand someone,a month to like someone,a year to love someone,But it takes a lifetime to forget someone...
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan 4 life n reason 4 living.
They say..'as long as someone cares for u,LIFE isnt a waste. So whn things go terribly wrong and u feel like giving up... Please remember.. "I DO CARE..!
I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!