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Sari dunia krti hai humare pyar ka virodh! Sari dunia krti hi humare pyar ka virodh! . . . Humare pyar ki raksha karega SUPERDELUXE NIRODH.
Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!
Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumharapyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!
Naa chaho kisi ko itna, ki chahat tumari majburi ban jayee, chaho kisi ko itna, ki tumhara pyar uske le jaruri ho jaye.....
Supne Tan Akhir Supne Ne, Supnea Da Koi Mol Nahi, Pyar Tan Milda Kismat Waleyan Nu,Bas Kismat Hi Sade Kol Nahi ".
Zeher vekh ke pita ta ki pita, ishq soch ke kita te ki kita, dil de ke je dil len di umeed rakhi, eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita.
Ibadat rabb de te surat yaar de hove. Sajda rabb da te rasam pyar de hove. Aashiqan de mahjab da ki dassiye. Zikar rabb da te gal yaar de hove.
Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
Banta puchhta hai "jab ek ladka aur ladki pyar karte hai to vo kiss kyo karate hai?" Santa bola "maaf kijiye ji muze pata nahi. mai is shahar me naya hu"
Santa Phone Par Baat Kar Raha Tha,Banta-Kis Se Baat Kr Rahe Ho?Santa-Biwi Se.Banta-Itne Pyar Se?Santa-Tumhari HaI
Santa ji aapko kabhi pyar nahi hua ? santa - o yar hua tha, par wo manti nahi thi, hamesha i love U kheti thi, pata nahi ye ullu ka pattha 'U' kaun tha.