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Teacher:Prove tht
Teacher:Prove tht things compress wid cold & expand wid heat.Student:Sir, garmiyo ki chuttiya 45 hoti hai aur sardiyo me sikud ke 7 reh jati
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1446 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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PATI:phon mere
PATI:phon mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nahi. biwi phon utha k boli who ghar pe hai, PATI:mene mana kiya fir bhi. BIWI:ji wo mere liyetha
FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S
FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER-Isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo."
Girl's father- main
Girl's father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun
Memon: Yeh kaila
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeepe1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Pati Patni me ladai
Pati Patni me ladai ho gai,Pati ghar se chala gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:"Khane me kya he Patni:zaher pati:me der se aunga,tum khakar so JANA
SON- Papa, Sab
SON- Papa, Sab log Shaadi karke pareshan hai, to Shadi kyo karte hain? FATHER- Beta, Akl Badaam khane se nahi, Thokar khane se aati hai.
Man: Sir, my wife
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
Patni: Agar Me
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge, Pati:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga, Patni:Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge Pati:Jaha b Raho Khus Rho
Ek aadmi BLOOD
Ek aadmi BLOOD k bare me book padh raha tha. Wife ne pucha-kyu aaj ye padh rahe ho? aadmi-Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai
Sir, kal raat
Sir, kal raat Qaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi! Jailor : Isme itne hairan kyo ho? Sir,Hanuman bna Qaidi abhi tak sanjivni leker lauta nahi!
Gabbar-O Murgi
Gabbar-O Murgi Tuje 2 Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha 1 Q Diya?Tujhe Mujse Dar Nahi Lagta.?Murgi-Dar Ki Wajh Se 1 Anda Diya haiWarna Me to Murga Hun..
Bhakt: pandit ji.
Bhakt: pandit ji. Aisi patni ko kya kahenge jo beautiful ho,intelligent ho, undrstndng ho,kabhi jealusy na kre aur 1 badiya cook ho. PanditJI- AFWAAH.

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