santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”

Santa:Jab tumhari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nahi bataya Banta:Kyuki jab mera scooter gum hua tha to Police walone 15/20 din istemaal karke lautaya tha…

Two sardars sat in a double decker bus, 1 up and 1 down. The above one came running down. Another asked Why are u coming down? Sardar replied : There was no driver above.....

DoctoYou have brain tumour. SardaYes… Oh, Thanks doctor. DoctoWhy are you so happy ? SardaIt proves that I have brain.

Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyun ki Sardarji ko information mili thi k paper leak ho gaya

A sardar and his wife was going in their car. Suddenly sardar increases the speed of the car. His wife asked"sardarji tussi gaddi ki speed kyon badha ditti. Sardar replied"oye!gaddi k break fail ho gaye hai,te chetti kar,accident se pahale ghar pahuch jaani.

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA

Man askd Santa:why U prefer prepaid connection than postpaid?Santa: prepaid me bahut fayda hai,call k bad bill badneke bajay kuM Hota hai

Banta to his wife:Get married to Santa after my death. Wife:But why? He is your no. 1 enemy. Banta:This would be the best way to avenge Santa

Santa 2 Bill Gates:Sir,How is it tht ur name is Gates bt u r selling WINDOWS