Santa:Judge Sahab,Mujhe Talaq Chahie Pichle 1Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki Judge:1Baar Firse Sochle,Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Mili Hai

Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!

Santa, where's your homework?" the teacher said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Santa, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It's true, Miss, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

Napolean:"In my dictionary there's no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Sardar:"Abi bolne se kya faida,jab kharida tabi barabar dekhna chahie na.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Santa apni khubsurat BIBI ke sath TAXI me betha.Driver ne SHISHA set kiya.Ye dekhte hi SANTA gusse me bola"Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai,piche BETH taxi me CHALAUNGA.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua