Lady Secretary:

Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye

Jan, 19 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 919 views Naughty

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