Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.