I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

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Power tires only those who do not have it.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Stability is not immobility

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.

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