Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Even a dog knows

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Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Man must not

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

Duringthe Depression,

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Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Adversityis the

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Childhood shows the man,

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Nothing would be

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