Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:

Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.

Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

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