Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.

Ultimately, the

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Do we wish men to

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

It is less dangerous

It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.

The problem with

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Communicationis not only

Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.

A quiettongue shows

A quiettongue shows a wise head.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Creation is only the

Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.

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