Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Some people suffer in silence louder than others

A goodmanager doesn't try to eliminate conflict; he tries to keep it from wastingthe energies of his people. If you're the boss and your people fight youopenly when they think that you are wrong that's healthy.

Philosophy begins

Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Humality is a

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

If you wish to

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Marriagemeans expectations

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

No one is rich

No one is rich enough to do without neighbour.

Thereare no secrets.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

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