Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Most of our so-

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

Usesoft words and hard

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

Fate chooses our relatives

Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Don't consideryour

Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.

The weaknesses of

The weaknesses of many make leader possible.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Worry is a circle

Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

To everyanswer you

To everyanswer you can find a new question.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Silenceis as full of

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

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