The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

He understands badly who listens badly.

Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

The first duty of love is to listen.

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.