Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

Livingwith integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve inyour relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speakingyour truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in waysthat are in harmony

Evil alone has oil for every wheel