There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

God made time, but man made haste.

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

I willprepare and some day my chance will come.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

It is easier to be brave from a safe distance.