The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.