When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

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Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Modesty is the

Modesty is the clothing of talent.

No country without

No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

The merit belongs

The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.

Nevercut what you can untie.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Kindness is never

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

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