One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

Tact is the ability

Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

The desire for

The desire for change is a sign of safety.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

You grow up

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Power can be

Power can be taken, but not given. The process of thetaking is empowerment in itself.

Books without the

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Malicedrinketh its

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

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