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One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

Teaching may contribute to certain kinds of learning under certain circumstances.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

A good conscience is the best divinity.

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

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