One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?

An artist is a cut above the critic, for the artist is writing something which will move the critic. The critic is writing something which will move everybody but the artist

One whodoes not l

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

It is not the whip

It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

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