One should never

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Well-managed,cooperative

Well-managed,cooperative conflict contributes to the productivity and innovativeness oforganizations and the competence and well-being of people.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

There is all the

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Itmatters not whether

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

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