One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.

Talkingmuch about

Talkingmuch about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk:

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Itis all right if

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Bekind, for everyone

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

A goodlistener is not

A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

If your mouth

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

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