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One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

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Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

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The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

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