The function of

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

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There are three ways

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Before following a

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

To like and dislike

To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.

Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

A moment's insight is

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience

Friendship increases in

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

Politicians are like

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

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