Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

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You may give gifts

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Somewherethere is a map

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

A goodplan is like a

A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.

If twopeople on the same job

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

Compromise.Such an

Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

There'sno point in

There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

Pleasure is the sincerest

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

Thefibers of all things

Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.

Search not a

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

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