Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Nothing would be

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

There is all the

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

Pain is the outcome of sin.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

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