A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Dig a well before you are thirsty.

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.

Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.

Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out