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Folly is perennial and

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

God made time,

God made time, but man made haste.

My green thumb

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Our errors are

Our errors are steps on the way.

There is a slogan

There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Don't consideryour

Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Conflict is neither

Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Dealwith the faults

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

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