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Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.

There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

Ignorance is a form of

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

The Pursuit of

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

A man without patience

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

It's the job that'

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Standingin the

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

You only have

You only have power over people so long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's nolonger in your power he's free again.

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