Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

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The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Half of the harm

Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

We have, I fear

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

He understands badly who listens badly.

The flowers of life

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

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