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Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

Onemight as well

Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.

Adversityis the

Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

You're ina much

You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.

It isimpossible to

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Those who trust

Those who trust us educate us.

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

Goodcommunication is as

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

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