I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

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The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

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