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Little things console us because little things afflict us.

Drown not thyself to save a drowning man

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

As a final incentive before giving up a

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.

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