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In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.

The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.

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