I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

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A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

A newbroom sweeps

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

Ninety-ninepercent of

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

Living is the art

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Conflictis neither good

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

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