I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

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The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Somepeople reach

Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.

Pleasure is the sincerest

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

I have oftenregretted

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

The cause of liberty

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Marriagemeans expectations

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

Personal appearance is

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

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