I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

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Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

My greenthumb came

My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.

The compromisewill always

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

They may forget

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

You can have

You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

The most imaginative

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

Ignorancedoesn't kill

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

Silenceis as full of

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

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