Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.