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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

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By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius.

Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.

Themost important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how toget along with people.

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