Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

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Whoever does not

Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

Old men are dangerous

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

Marriagemeans expectations

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

It's notthe size

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Like aball batted

Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

Whilewe consider when

Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

The oldbelieve everything,

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

Ialways cheer up

Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.

We make our

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

A clynic is a man

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

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