The man who says

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

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The great advantage

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

All is riddle, and the

All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.

Failingto plan is

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?

Earnest people are

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

He who truly knows

He who truly knows has no occasion to shout

A merefriend will

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

Manners are the

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

It isgreed to do all the

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

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