The man who says

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

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He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

When youhave to

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

A woman has reached

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

One cannot be precise

One cannot be precise and still be pure.

Little things console

Little things console us because little things afflict us.

The spokenword belongs

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

One of the lessons

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Years wrinkle the

Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!

If you would know

If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

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