The man who says

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

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There is no passion

There is no passion in life as intense as the desire to change someone else's draft.

What is required

What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Dig a well before you are thirsty.

Dig a well before you are thirsty.

Luck iswhat happens

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

Who digs a pit f

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

Conflictis neither good

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Ninety-ninepercent of

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

I haveoften regretted

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

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