Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.