A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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It seemedrather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, weoften suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

Much learning does not teach understanding.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

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