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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1045 views       Quotes

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Ittakes nine months
Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.
Ability is poor men's wealth
Ability is poor men's wealth
A barking dog is
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Only put off
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
It's not only later
It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.
Humoris the affectionate
Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.
It is in our idleness,
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.
He whotalks incessantly,
He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.
Past time is only e
Past time is only eviil at a distance.
Patience is bitter,
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Who digs a pit f
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
Onceyou consent to some
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

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