A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Saying nothing...

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

A man has no ears

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Remembernot only to

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

True youth is a

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

Beware,as long as

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

If you are patient

If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

The problem with

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Cooperativeconflict builds

Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

The great despisers

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

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