A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Let us nevernegotiate

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

One cannot be precise

One cannot be precise and still be pure.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Duringthe Depression,

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Silence is argument

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

There isnothing so

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

A smallbenefit obtained

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

Conflictis neither good

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Whenanger comes

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

We areall inclined

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

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