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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1084 views       Quotes

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Malicedrinketh its
Malicedrinketh its own poison.
Suffering is the sole
Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.
Centralization as a
Centralization as a system is inconsistent with a non-voilent structure of society.
Unless aman has
Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
Speechis human, silence
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
When indoubt, ask.
When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.
Thereis no advancement
Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.
Don't throwout the
Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.
Myfather said: you
Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
The sun, though
The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.
Allthings are ready,
Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.
A man of great common
A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

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