A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Let usnever negotiate

Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Civilization is a movement

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

you cannot establish

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

They know enough

They know enough who know how to learn.

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