A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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The real purpose

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking

A man'sconversation

A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

We areall faced

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

Most of our so-

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

Love is an act of

Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

Power is no blessing

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

The compromisewill always

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

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