A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Religion is behaviour

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

To know how to

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

In oneof our

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

Skillin the art of

Skillin the art of communication is crucial to a leader's success. He canaccomplish nothing unless he can communicate effectively.

Life has become

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

Whohath not known

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

No nation is so

No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech

No matter how

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

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