A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Civilization, in a sly

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

Thedeepest principle of

Thedeepest principle of human nature is the craving to be appreciated.

No man is the

No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

There arealways two

There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.

The merit belongs

The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

We have no more

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it

The compromisewill always

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Beware,as long as

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

The onesure way

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

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