A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

War does not

War does not determine who is right - only who is left

Success is often

Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.

I'vealways felt that a

I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

Negotiatingmeans getting

Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.

One must be

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.

No doctor is

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Evil communication corrupt

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

If your desires be

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

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