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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1062 views       Quotes

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Every man has the
Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".
You'rein a much
You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.
Weagree completely on
Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.
Ifyou are leaning
Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
It isgreed to do
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
The hearthas arguments
The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.
Thereverse side also
Thereverse side also has a reverse side.
If you get to
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.
The wise man learns
The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.
A book is a mirror;
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
Most ofour so-
Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.
What isthe shortest
What isthe shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don't forget that feedback isone of the essential elements of good communication.

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