A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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The ultimate measured

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

There isnothing more

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

Happiness is the art

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

The cliche that

The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Opportunity may be

Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Never trust the

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Honesty once pawned

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

It's the job that'

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

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