A teleision set

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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1044 views       Quotes

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An individual without
An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.
Even a fish wouldn'
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
You don'thave to
You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.
I'vealways felt that a
I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.
He that is unkind
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
The possession of
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
The ability to
The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
One whodoes not
One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.
God has created the
God has created the world in play.
Power corrupts.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
You can't unscrambl
You can't unscramble an egg.

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