A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Love is the noblest

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Conflictis inevitable

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Washing one's hands

Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerfuland the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

Duringa negotiation, it

Duringa negotiation, it would be wise not to take anything personally. If you leavepersonalities out of it, you will be able to see opportunities moreobjectively.

Silenceis the mother

Silenceis the mother of truth.

Thecourts of this

Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.

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