A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Whenconflict becomes

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Few things are hard

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

The strongest is

The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

Thetrouble with talking

Thetrouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought ofyet.

Loving without

Loving without dreaming is like going to Venice without riding in a gondola

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Contradictionshould

Contradictionshould awaken Attention, not Passion.

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Even to observe neutrality you

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

Change meansmovement.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

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