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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     979 views       Quotes

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Silence, along with
Silence, along with modesty, is a great aid to conversation.
Don'tuse a lot where a
Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.
There are questions
There are questions of real power and then there arequestions of phony authority. You have to break through the phony authorityto begin to fight the real questions of power.
The major cause
The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.
A good listeneris not
A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
A fool shows
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
The talker will l
The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.
Man show their
Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
Sincerity is impossible,
Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character
Whenmen and women
Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.
Most of our so-
Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.
The hand of liberality
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

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