A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Our distrust is very expensive.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

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