A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

To be spiritual is not to reject reason but to go beyond it.

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

The loftierthe building the deeper the foundation must be.

To beprepared is half the victory.

The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

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