A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Talkingmuch about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

The good neighbour looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human, and therefore, brothers.

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

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