The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Within-groupconflict is always personal and emotional even if it begins with impersonalissues.

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.