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Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head "Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua? Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala he.

Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha Mera Ladla Mera Sonu-monu Mujhse Shaadi karoge? Bolo Baby BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt.

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.Pucho kaise? Bhikhari Ko Pucha.. 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega? bola- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga. Maine NHI DIYA

bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?Mummy: Nahi tobacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?Nurse:-hai pr tu kya karega Bacha:kuch nhi bs God ko miss cal krni hai ki me pahunch gya.

teacher-osama ki 5 biwi & 20 bachche.lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,to batao kaun achcha? studnt-score to osama ka zyada hai par strike rate lalu ka achcha hai

A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*

Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI

Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--

Gulabi se bachpan yaad aaya.Surkh Lal se jawani.Pile,nile,safed huye jab hui shaadi.40 k baad b dikhe hariyali.Kaale ki baat na kare, kaala sabse bhaari.Jis Rang me dube ho mubarak ho wo rang.Bhul k saare ranj-o-gum.Khele Holi..Sang-Sang