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Boy: mom, aaj mera

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

Jiska koi dost nahi

Jiska koi dost nahi hota use kya kehte hain ANS: "KOENA MITRA"

1 admi doston ki

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

Dost: "Tumhari toh

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai_ Man:"Bilkul Galat hai: Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

1dost:Agr Me

1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta!!2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi!!

Pathan:Kya Ye Mahina

Pathan:Kya Ye Mahina 31 Ka Nhi ha ? Dost:Haan 31 Ka hA Pathan: Phr Ye Log Kyu Shor Macha Rhe Hain LONG MARCH LONG MARCH…

Dost Ko Dost

Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

WADIYO se SURJ

WADIYO se SURJ nikl aaya he,FIZAO me nya RANG chaya hai,KHAMOSH Q ho Aap ab to MUSKURAO,AAP ko GooD morning kehne aap ka Dost aaya hai

Mausam ki bahar

Mausam ki bahar achhi ho, Phool ki kaliya kachi ho, Hamari ye dosti sachi ho,rab bas ek duaa hai ke , Mere dost ki har subah achhi ho.

Do dosto ki

Do dosto ki dosti se log jalte hain,Tarah-Tarah ki baatein karte hain,Jab Chand Aur Suraj ka hota hai khulkar MILAN,to use bhi log Grahan kehte hain...GM

Zindagime dukh

Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM

Kajal si khamosh

Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams….

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