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Thirsty crow poem in marwadi - once upon a cagla,sitting on dagla,he was very pyasa,he saw a matka,some bhata patka,little water gatka and fir wapas bhatka...--
"Ram Ram Sa, Aajkal Apro Sms Hi Koni ave Hai, Naahi Apro Phone ave Hai, Mhane To Lage Hai Thay Kanjus Ho Goyo Ho, 2 Rupiya Ri Chai Kam Pijo par sms to karo sa."
1 MARWADI PREMI URA PREMIKA NE BOLYO: "KAI THARI CHAL H, KAI THARI LILA" "KAI THRI CHAL H, KAI THRI LILA" "ME THRO TIS MAR KHA AN TU MHRI SHEELA."
************** Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla **************
Santa:iska naam plate pe likhee zameen mein gaad do! Banta:kyon? Santa:taaki iska naam mitti mein mil jaaye
Santa visits doc n says:Dr.saab, jithe jithe ungli rakho othe othe dard honda hai. Dr.x-ray'ed his whole body & found, his FINGER was FRACTURED....
Santa Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Banta Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Santa woh kyon ? Banta Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai..
santa goes to Police st.& said ke koi mujko phone par dhamkata hai.Police:Kon?Sardar:B.S.N.L.wale,bolte hai bill na diya to Kaat dalenge.
According 2 santa moon is more imp cos it gives light at night wen light is needed & sun gives light during d day wen light is not needed.
santa complained to police.Sir,all items are missing,except the Tv in my home.Police:How the thief did not take tv. Sardar: I was watching it
santa to banta,yar petrol ke bhav fir bhad gaye, another rep, ha yar lakin apne ko kya farak padta hai_kpahela 100 ka bharate the aabhi 100 ka bharangay
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining