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happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!

Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata haki AAJ KE DIN mobile Band rakhe KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai Purush janhit me jari.

Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!

Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.

Bin sawan ke BARSAT nahi hoti, Suraj dube bina RAAT nhi hoti,Kya kare ab kuch aadat si ho gayi hai, Apko yaad kiye bina din ki SHURUWAT nahi hoti.

SURAJ KE SAMNE RAAT NAHI HOTI, SITARON SE DIL KI BAATH NAHI HOTI, JIN DOSTON KO HUM DILSE CHAHTE HAI, NA JAANE KYUN UNSE ROZ MULAKAT NAHI HOTI.

na chand ki tarah,nasuraj ki tarah,na aasma ki tarah,nasitaro ki tarah,koi dost mujhe mile to bus aap ki tarah....

Lovable Number"143" Lovable Number"143" Lovable Symbol "Rose" Lovable Place "Taj Mahal" Lovable Organ "Heart" Lovable Friend, "Its......U"