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Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
LIFE IS CHEMISTRY, JUST DILUTE UR SORROWS EVAPORATE UR WORRIES FILTER UR MISTAKES,BOIL UR EGO N U'LL GET D CRYSTALS OF LOVE.GD MRNG
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna, GAM ko dil se aazad karna................ Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki, ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna..........gd mrng
Life can b hard, not alwaz fun, wen nite brings darknes & mornin brings sun,wen life seems tuff & nobody seems 2 care.Dear dil se yaad karna i wil b there!
Thandi hai cofee garam kar lo,is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo, aap k hote hue inbox khali hai, thodi si to yaaro SHARAM karlo.Gud mrng
Jo rahte hai dil me wo juda nai hote,kuch ahsas lafjo me bayan nai hote,ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,wo itne acche he kabi khafa nai hote.Good morning.--
Jo aise chod k mehboob jaye,To jeene se na Q dil ubh jaaye,Sayaa b sath jab chod jaye,Aisi hai tanhai rona chahu to ansoon na aaye.G'mrng frndz...!
WHAT is"DUA"?"D"-DIL se nikli hui awaz jo apko din bhar KHUSHI de."U"-UDASI aap k QAREEB se b na guzre."A"-Aap hamesha Khush rahen....Gud morning..
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams….
Mere Sath Rehta To Tu Mera HotaTere Dil Me Kisi Ka Na Basera HotaBan Ke Jugnu Mai Deta Roshni TujhkoChahe Meri Ankhon Me Kitna Bhi Andhera hota.GuD EveninG.
Jo chiz mang k mile woh MANNAT hai, Chah k mile wo CHAHAT hai,Paas ho wo AMAANAT hai,Dilse mile vo REHMAT hai,Par aap jaisa koi mile to vo KISMAT hai .Gdnt
Jo chiz mang k mile woh MANNAT hai, Chah k mile wo CHAHAT hai,Paas ho wo AMAANAT hai,Dilse mile vo REHMAT hai,Par aap jaisa koi mile to vo KISMAT hai .Gdnt