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Manjil ki taraf

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

1 day u'll B srprisd

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

When u feel sad....

When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!

I've written a

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far

Bhagwan se Scooter

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

Company kee ladkiyaan

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Ho gayi galti humse

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse

Tumse mila main kal

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Tumhaara intezaar karte

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Socha tha har

Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Tum kya jaano

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai

It takes 15 trees

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

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