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Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap

Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.

Boy: I am not

Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.

somu:mobile bill kitna

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.

Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Dost Ko Dost

Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

Aapka muskurana

Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng

WADIYO se SURJ

WADIYO se SURJ nikl aaya he,FIZAO me nya RANG chaya hai,KHAMOSH Q ho Aap ab to MUSKURAO,AAP ko GooD morning kehne aap ka Dost aaya hai

Dastak di kisi

Dastak di kisi ne kaha khushiya laya ho, i nbox chota na pad jaye itni doaein laya hu naam hai sms aapko GOOD MORNING kahne aaya hu.

I pray 2 God

I pray 2 God 2 give u shanti, shakti, sampati, swarup, saiyam, safalta, samrudhi, sanskar, swasth, sanman, sarswati, sneh."SUPRABHAT

Subaha ki kiran

Subaha ki kiran boli, "Utth, dekh kya nazara hai." Maine kaha, "Ruk, pehle SMS karlu useko jo sab se pyara hai..."

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