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Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
In d buk called life,d page yesterdy is ovr,d page future is blank &page 2dy is being written.So write d best u can,coz on dis buk ur eraser jst won't wrk!gd mrng
When u share urself with others, Life begins to find its meaning. The Time u touch the Hearts of others, is the moment u truly start living.Gd mrng
A Grt Thought:I asked GOD to give me everything so that I can enjoy Life.He smiled n replied-"I have given u Life to enjoy everything."GD MRNG
When life seems2 b a journey thro a dark tunnel,Jus tak me along.i dont promise to lead u to light,but i can assure u that u r not alone.good morning
A true message for life:-Care should be in Heart and not in Words.....!Anger should be in Words and not in Heart..GOOD MORNING
One hand of help, one word of sympathy, one act of Humanity, one smile of charity, one message a day can change someone's 'Life and Mood'. .Good morning...--
"I cried bcoz I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet". Life is full of blessings sometims we're just too blind to see them.So alwys be +ve..Gud MRNG
Don't expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u don't expect, every moment, everything is a surprise n every surprise brings happiness. morning
The Price of Greatness is Responsibility, There r no limits on what we can achieve in our Life; except the Limit We accept in our minds! Have a good day