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Kind, intelligent,

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

Water is COLOURLESS,

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

A kiss is a lovely trick

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

A Person Who Asks

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

There are two theories

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

SMS doesn’t mean

SMS doesn’t mean only Short Messaging Service, but it also means Some Moments Shared with loved ones.

Put your hand

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

The trouble with

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Everybody wants someone

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!

Nature is a miracle.

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

When do you know

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Definition of Globalization:

Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana , an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while traveling in a German car.

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