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1 Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.Officer Ne Pucha"Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein?"Andhe Ne kaha "Andha-Dhund Fireing ke liye
  
Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1950 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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SHRAAB EK BIMARI
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Maine puchha chand
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Girl:Tum Hafte
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Wife:Chalo na kahin
Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me.aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me
Boy-suit bahut
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Himesh ka kutta ghar
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Aadmi Sadhu se bola
Aadmi Sadhu se bola:-Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upaay Bataao.Sadhu Bola:-Saale Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyon Bantaa.Hari Om..
Premika-Me maa
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Sir-Tum Kal school
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PATNI PATI SE:-
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Ladka: Janeman is
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