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SHADI KARNE KE
SHADI KARNE KE LIYE SARDAAR NE SABSE CHOTI LADKI CHUNI... KARAN PATA KARNE GAYE TO PATA CHALA SARDAR JI NE KAHA KI MUSIBAT JITNI CHOTTI HO UTNA ACCHA.
  
Jan, 17 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1467 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Wife:kal raat tum
Wife:kal raat tum nind me mujhe galiya de rahe the.Hub:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Hub:Yehi ki main soya hua tha
God ne tujhe
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
Pati Patni me ladai
Pati Patni me ladai ho gai,Pati ghar se chala gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:"Khane me kya he Patni:zaher pati:me der se aunga,tum khakar so JANA
Ek Dehati aurat
Ek Dehati aurat chequecash karwane bank gyi Clerk:Sign karo Aurat:Kaise?Clerk:Jaise khat kaakhir me karti ho She wrote:AAP K MUNNEKI MAA
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU!
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
Munna bhai:Arey
Munna bhai:Arey Circuit mujhe Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gaya hai,Letter me kya Likhu?C-Simple bhai,Likhna"DEAR SISTER.I LOVE U,Tumhara MUNNA BHAI..
Maalik: Ramu, iss
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Boy: mom, aaj mera
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
Father 2 Son:
Father 2 Son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam men 1st ayi hai. Son: Usi ko dekhta tha, tabhi to fail hogaya
Wife saw sign board
Wife saw sign board Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sari 8/- Cotton sari 5/- Wife:give me 500 Rs I'll buy manyHsbnd=Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai
Circut:Bhai ye
Circut:Bhai ye doctor log operation se pahele mariz ko behosh kyon karte hai?Munna:Bole to patient operation krna sikh na jaye ishiliye

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