How did Santa cheat

How did Santa cheat the railways??A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Jan, 17 2012 76 chars (1 sms) 1212 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

more Hindi Jokes SMS Messages

A boy shying to propose a girl finally proposed in a unique way:- "kya tum mujhe apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar dogi??"

Sharmaji ki zen ke piche likha tha, 'Sawan ko aane do.' Pechese truck ne thok diya. Uspar likha tha, 'Aaya sawan jhum ke.'

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai

Teacher To Student: Tmhai'n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ? Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya!

Passenger-Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala Somu-Muje Machis chahiye thi Pasen-Tum mujhse mang sakte the Somu-Me ajnabi s bat nhi karta..

1 Admi Apni biwi se bola-Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.Is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.Biwi-Bas itna yad rakhna k Dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.

How did Santa cheat the railways??A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Ramu on cycle hit Lady accidentally..Lady: "Break Nahi Mar sakte Kya?"Ramu: "Poori Cycle he Marde ab Break kya alag se maru?"

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock..! why...?? bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry