Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

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If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

When work is pleasure

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

Wisdomis what you

Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Thepessimist sees difficulty

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Therecan be no

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

Sparrows who emulate

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.

To teach isto

To teach isto learn twice.

It is a lesson

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

A moment's insight is

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience

All bravery stands upon

All bravery stands upon comparisons.

Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

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