Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Teaching may contribute to certain kinds of learning under certain circumstances.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal

He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.

It is throughcooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes will bederived.

All bravery stands upon comparisons.

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