Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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By despising all that

By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.

You'rein a much

You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

Due to circumstances

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.

It is easier to be

It is easier to be brave from a safe distance.

The difficulty of

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

Byfailing to prepare

Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.

Fate chooses our relatives

Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

Do good to your

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

Wheneveryou're in

Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.

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