Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Fromlittle acorns mighty

Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.

Whohath not known

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

Nothing makes it

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

Sometimesyou have

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

He whocannot cut

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.

Onelearns by doing

Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.

The present is never a happy state to any being

Between friends there

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Agrievance is most

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

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