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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     764 views       Quotes

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The art of showmanship
The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.
Without dialogue there
Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.
The principle of
The principle of equal protection is a positive concept implying equality of treatment in equal circumstances.
Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
It's better to
It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Everybody thinks of
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.
An artist is only a
An artist is only a very small part of the universe and should receive no more attention than any other thing on earth which provides us with beauty, happiness and plenty
The service we
The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.
Whetherit's the best
Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
There are two
There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.
Agrievance is most
Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.
Peoplewho are only
Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

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