Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

It was impossible to

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

A book, tight shut

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

Humality is a

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

I'vealways felt that a

I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

We areall faced

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

The pessimistsees difficulty in

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

Make the best

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.

Virtue is more

Virtue is more clearly shown in the performance of fire actions than in the non-preformance of base ones.

Science has achieved

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

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