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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     994 views       Quotes

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Conflictis neither good
Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
It is no profit to
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
Comedy is an escape
Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.
Remember not only
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Nobody everforgets
Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.
It is easier to discover
It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.
Trust no one
Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.
It iswith our brothers
It iswith our brothers and sisters that we learn to love, share, negotiate, startand end fights, hurt others, and save face. The basis of healthy (orunhealthy) connections in adulthood is cast during childhood.
The past is always
The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.
Sweet is pleasure
Sweet is pleasure after pain
Nevercut what you can untie.
Nevercut what you can untie.
There may be said
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

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