Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Freedom to learn

Freedom to learn is the first necessity of guaranteeing that man himself shall be self-reliant enough to be free

To err is human;

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

It is a strange desire

It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

Much learning does

Much learning does not teach understanding.

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Unselfishness is

Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.

When work is pleasure

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

Renown and repose

Renown and repose do not go together.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

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