If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

A quiettongue shows a wise head.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

A Habit is a shirt made of iron.

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

It is a good reader that makes a good book.