I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Men are cruel, but man is kind.

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Mistakes are to Life what shadows are to Light.

Nevermistake silence for agreement.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Beautifullight is born of darkness, so the faith that springs from conflict is oftenthe strongest and the best.

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