I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

Untrained intelligence

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Friendships begin with

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Theeasiest, the most

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

Ifthere is any

Ifthere is any great secret of success in life, it lies in the ability to putyourself in the other person’s place and to see things from his point of view as well as your own.

What wesee depends

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

Duringa negotiation, it

Duringa negotiation, it would be wise not to take anything personally. If you leavepersonalities out of it, you will be able to see opportunities moreobjectively.

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