I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

I like to listen.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

Learning, the destroyer of

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

Any child who has

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

REPENTANCE

When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!

A person who talks

A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.

Long-rangeplanning

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

Theonly difference between

Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

Truth is strengthened

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

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