I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

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Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

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