I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

There isno squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an ideayesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

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