I have discovered

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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The fibers of all

The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

To ease another's

To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

Thepeak efficiency of

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

Thetorment of human

Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Experience keeps a

Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.

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