I have discovered

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

If at first you do

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

There are three ways

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

We owealmost all

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

In God we trust;

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.

Quarrelsend, but

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

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