I have discovered

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Extremiststhink communication

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

The sun, though

The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.

True friendship comes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Do not judge, and

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

The good rain like

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

Acreaking door hangs

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Theharder the conflict,

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

I know youbelieve you

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

One person with

One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.

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