I have discovered

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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When people prophesy,

When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.

The man with the

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Learning is the property

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

A man does not know

A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.

Thedays are too

Thedays are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?

No nation is so

No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech

The problem with

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

The great despisers

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Whenconflict becomes a

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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