I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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When indoubt, ask.

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Whetherit's the best

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Alwaysforgive your enemies.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

The mostdramatic conflicts

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If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

Life is like a mirror

Life is like a mirror. smile at it, and it is charming; frown at it, and it becomes sinister.

Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

Manners are the

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

It's better to

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

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