I have discovered

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

The talker will l

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Freedom can only

Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

We own almostall our

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Superioty and inferiority

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

Enthusiasm sees only

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

Voilence is a Just

Voilence is a Just when kindness is vain

Too little liberty

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

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