I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Sparrows who emulate

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

An artist is only a

An artist is only a very small part of the universe and should receive no more attention than any other thing on earth which provides us with beauty, happiness and plenty

The aimof argument

The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

A man who doesn't

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Theeasiest, the most

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

The cause of liberty

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

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