I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in theservice of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I amafraid.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

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