I have discovered

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Though patience be

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

To have a respect

To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.

Symanpathy is a

Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

The basic building

The basic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

Mistakes are to Life

Mistakes are to Life what shadows are to Light.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Politeness is to human

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

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