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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.

A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

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