Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

The art of writing is the art of restraint.

When makinga decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous toconsider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choiceof a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious,from somewhere within ou

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

There are always two forces warring against each other within us.

A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.