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If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

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Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

It's good to shut up sometimes.

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

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