You can't unscramble an egg.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Thecorrect strategy for Americans negotiating with Japanese or other foreignclients is a Japanese strategy:ask questions. When you think you understand, ask more questions. Carefullyfeel for pressure points.If an impasse is reached, don't pressure. Sugges

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.