At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Outside noisy, inside empty.

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.