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There is no knowledge that is not power.

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

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