Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

A status symbol

A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.

Silence is argument

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

God has created the

God has created the world in play.

People who fight

People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Sciencecannot resolve

Sciencecannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame thedebates about those conflicts.

We own almostall our

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

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