Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

There are always

There are always two forces warring against each other within us.

What is well done

What is well done is done soon enough.

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

God made time, but man made haste.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Whenevertwo good

Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Every generation

Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.

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