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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

Eyes are more accurate witness than ears

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

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