God has created the

God has created the

God has created the world in play.

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There is no fate

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

There is no cure

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

There is no knowledge

There is no knowledge that is not power.

The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

If wecannot end

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

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