Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate
Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.
Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
Genius is a long impatience.
Adversityis the foundation of virtue.
Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.
When our hearts are empty, we collect things.
We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.